Microsoft solves age-old mystery

Microsoft's new ad campaign for Office tells me that Office has evolved, and asks: have I evolved? Of course I have! I've evolved into a half-man half-dinosaur! It's the logical next step: a halfway point between we are and what we used to be. It is a little known fact that dinosaurs in fact evolved into people. One day billions of years ago we decided that we'd had enough running around biting stuff and wreaking havocc (can one wreak anything else?), so we thought that we'd evolve into humans so that we could build highways and go to the office during. And sleep in on weekends. However, it saddens to me see that even in our evolved state of half-dinosaur half-human, we are still spending our days not only at the office, but using Microsoft products. Eish!